GLO = ???

Located just opposite the office block where i'm working, GLO is situated in The Garage alongside SS Club and Hana K-Bar. Being quite a freguent visitor there, i was wondering what GLO stands for. While chatting with the club manager on MSN yeaterday i popped up the question.

Mamo says....

G = Good Manager
L = London Capital Company
O = Only No.1 Dance Club in Penang

I say....

Hei Mamo..i can come up with something better than that la....

G = Girls
L = Loves
O = Orgasms

G = Gays
L = Loves
O = Orgy

G = Gays
L = Lesbians
O = Only

......and so on......

in fact i personally like....

G = Gorgeous
L = Looking
O = Orang Utans

A Soothing Sight

Whenever i feel a little not myself...they help me put myself together.

But of course...accompanied by the stress burner.

Snoop Dogg Spotted

As some of you may have seem him...but i bet none of you has ever look at him the way i do. He's is not just a manager of a club....but SNOOP DOGG's homie or something.....check out the similarities.


Now...do you see him the way i do...??

Taasha - 10 Months

Isn't she just....cute.....

Emo Freak

I was down with fever + cough + flu last night. Went to bed very early like....8pm. Woke up to a call.

Me : Hello....
Emo : Hello...(very low emo voice) what are you doing?
Me : Sleep d... I'm sick ler... What time is it now?
Emo : 5am
Me : Why you call me at 5am?
Emo : Don't call... don't call la... (hang up)

Looked my hp clock and it's only 11.30pm. The call apparently got me angry. Switch off my hp and went back to sleep.

Hei...Mr. Emo...have some conscience.

Message In A Postcard

Last night's dinner was great...being the last day of Win Sern's holiday, mom cooked us a 3 dish 1 soup dinner. As I was clearing out the table after dinner, i saw this pink postcard with a very familiar handwriting. It says........

Dear Mom and Sis,

Now, there's only the two of you in the house. Don't get angry at each other. I'll be back soon.

To Mom : That postcard was addressed to me too. How come i was not aware of it.

To Bro : 'SOON' huh....like when...how soon is soon....?

After reading the postcard, tears came...

After Some Questioning

Referring to my previous entry, I lost a little of the Saturday night to the liquors. Wanting to know what i did and did not do that night, i went for some questioning and this is what i got....

• Kern - You never talk crap but just walk like drunk people only. You talked to Pang like... VERY close. Hugged Hon and Steven who sent me home safely.
• Cheryl - Dunno what you spoke to KS but you both laughed. You walked in and out of the house a few times.
• Sofi - You guys drank 3 bottles of liquor i remembered (and i thought it was only 2). You talked crap to me and i was like....WTF. Keep on telling me you're drunk. Walked from one corner to another talking to people.

Ohhhh GAWD......to those people whom i've spoken to and forgotten....VERY SORRY....

Hennessy + Chivas + Beer = 1 Drunk Chick

The day started out very innocent. I went to work as usual with nothing to do. Spend almost half the day in the office doing nothing. Almost rot in the chair till a friend called to have lunch at around 3.30pm. I went all the way up to Bayan Lepas to have lunch, then hang out a bit in his office before we left around 6.00pm for dinner.

Reach the respective coffee shop at around 6.30pm. Not feeling so hungry yet, i only orderred a plate of char koay kak. Afraid that if i don't eat i will definately get drunk that night. After a few chats and then we parted and head home. I then showered and took a nap.

Kern then called after her dinner at around 11.30pm. I woke up and change into something just comfortable and yet not so lame for clubbing. I went and picked her up, on the way Kenny called and wanted to follow me to pick them. So he followed me to pick Kern and Cheryl. Supposed to pick Suki too, but that fella was too busy with some guy. Damn you Suki...aeroplane me.

Went to GLO and the first thing i did was took a few gulps of the beer handed by Jiam. Kenny then came in with Danny, they both opened a bottle of Hennessy. Kern and Cheryl bare drank the bottle. Danny went missing a while, leaving me and Kenny there with the bottle. Ben then turned up and got to know Kenny and the rest of the gang.

Ben was in hyper mood that night. Before even finishing the Hennessy, he ordered a bottle of Chivas. At the same time, Hon and Steven put a bucket of beer there and asked me to drink. I knew that time....i'm a gonna be gonez. I then pass my keys to Kern, seeing that she's still very much sober. That fella like cheated and didn't even drink.

In around 1 1/2 hours, all the booze there were cleared. Leaving me, drunk. Let me tell you what i can remember.

• taking a cup of lime juice from the bar for Ben.
• went to toilet.
• saw Pang and asked 'Lu ane ua lai cor hamik?'
• went to say good bye to Sofi (couldn't remember the exact words i said)
• saw Frankie and said 'How come i didn't see you tonight?' (totally forgot what he said to me)
• went into Hon's car.
• asking him to stop for me to finally vomit the crap out. I think i was some where along Gurney
• reached home and vomited again

There's a lot of the night which i couldn't remember. Anyone with the info please do let me know.

The Simple Detail

Yes....in deed...the driver is an old ar-ma.

Kern's Birthday Cum Dancing Diva Finals

What a coincidence....everytime i go on stage to perform it must be someone's birthday. The first being Edison's, the second was mine, and the third is Kern's. Remember, i once shared the winning with two ladies on my birthday. Well, i was called to enter the finals. So i thought what the hell...i did it twice, what is the third. Being the prize was quite good.

So we gathered some friends to make the birthday celebration fun and also to support me. The club was full, i was told there was about 700 over people who turned up to watch the finals.


The hot mamas and papas who turned up.

We were told the competition would start at 11.30pm but we were fooled. It didn't start till around 1am. All the contestants were called to the office and we were briefed what we can and cannot do. We draw lots to see who goes first and so on. After all said and done....all contestants are called to the stage.

The first...wow...she can move...her hips and her waise can move like Shakira. As a matter of fact, she chosed that Hips Don't Lie song. Fellas i can tell you...her hips never lies. They were fantastics...but easy to forget. Cos it was the same all the while.

Second came Nikki, the girl with the beautiful face. Nikki was ok...she danced to My Neck My Back, a very sexy and catchy tune to dance to. She just do her thing but also easy to forget. Just like the first, great dance move but not a good performance.

Third was me, never let me comment myself...i leave that to you guys who watched.

Fourth....you got to watch this. Her name is Stephanie...well i think. She is at least 3 times my size. Damn she's good. With her appearance...the crowd went wild.

Then the fifth, sixth, seventh and then the last Tiffany. Well her's is one hell of a performance. Check out the chick with the red thong. That's Tiffany. She even took out her bikini at one point. And was braless throughout the performance.


All four finallist have to get wet and work the crowd again.

The winner is quite clear, the first went to Stephanie. Second being Tiffany.

And third...to the lady in the picture below.