Missing Plate

Was stopped by the police last Thursday while driving to work.

Police : Ah moi...nombor plate dah pecah. Nasib baik belum jatuh. Kalau jatuh nombor pun tak leh nampak.

Me : I baru datang dari Penang ni...ni baru aje kena. I pun tak tau mana nak buat plate.

Police : Tak pe la...pas tu...ekzos tu...tak leh guna tau...i saman kasi ekzos ya?

Me : Huh ??? Bang..i dah pakai kereta ni tuk 5 tahun lebih...tak pernah kena saman pasal ekzos ni.

Police : Kereta siapa ni?

Me : Kereta i la...tapi beli 2nd hand...datang sama ekzos ni.

The police then walk to the back, have a look at my exhaust and came to me again.

Police : Tak pe la ah moi...u bagi i nombor talipon you...bila i ada potong mana-mana ekzos, i jual kat u murah murah.

Me : ohhh ok ok .....014 +++++++

Police : Ohhh...bagus...sama sama digi...call pun murah sikit.

I then resume my journey to work. I was then thinking to myself. This stupid policemen, if he were to potong other kancil's exhaust, it sure to be some not approve by the government or something.

Soon after work i had my number plate done at the shop just a few shops from my office. All nicely done and i drove home with the new plate.

The next day i drove to work as usual. Even checking the new shiny plate before i started off from home. I reached office quite early. Work as usual until almost 10pm when i was about to leave.

I came down and ....................MY FUCKING NEW PLATE IS MISSING......

Bro brought me to get a new one done on Sat. This time i had it SCREWED.