Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton died on the same day and both go Before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.
Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so Angel must decide which of them gets in.
Angel asks Dolly if there's any particular reason why she should go to Heaven.
Dolly takes off her top and says, "Look at these, They're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity."
Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.
The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.
Angel says, "OK, your Majesty, you may go in."
Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," says the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush? Beats a pair - No matter how big they are."
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